Letter

Dear Hurricane Ike,

Welcome to our homeland! So sorry that we can't be there to greet you, to serve up some coffee and cake, but we've been relocated. Please, enjoy your stay, make yourself comfortable around our home. I'm sure that you will find it full of trees to blow over and for your pleasure, we have left some furniture in the backyard for you to toss about. Since we haven't been there in about a month, we would like to thank you in advance for watering our yard.

Really, thank you so much for planning a visit because....we needed another reason for our house not to get sold this month.

Sincerely, the montys